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    10/31/2009

    人生有屎需及时

    早晨在混沌中惊醒。
    然后又睡过去了。
    然后又惊醒。
    于是,不得不起来。

    跑到财务去落支票,被告知不能,需等到下周一,让我死皮赖脸在财务处纠结了半个小时,最后还是没办成。
    到实验室之后,发现中心的离子色谱里面又不知道是谁那么讨厌,自己就大大咧咧的在样品此里面放了一百个样品,害得我可怜的两个样品无处容身,于是,仔细地查看了使用登记,查到了那个该死的名字,仔仔细细的抄在内裤里的诅咒小本子上,准备以后每日诅咒他百遍,让他尽享便秘之苦。

    回到实验室,发现师弟被隔离,师妹忍着咳嗽帮我做实验,老板也病进了医院。
    让我仰天长啸,妈的,老子好个精壮的男儿!

    于是一下午实验,也不知是我的实验方法太诡异,还是现在实验室的气氛有问题,反正实验室麻烦不断。
    从双手被高锰酸钾的强碱溶液腐蚀成叉烧肉,到满屋子二氧化硫气体……
    总之,把师妹雷到一塌糊涂。

    傍晚实验接近尾声,也就是想舒活一下筋骨,我就那么随便做了一下广播体操的扩胸运动……
    颈椎附近的肌肉群就全部痉挛了……囧
    那种疼痛……感觉自己就是必须直着不能动,就得这么一直这么直着……
    于是,我就成为了R2D2,连声音都带了电子音。

    由于忙活了一天,到晚上才有时间到厕所方便一下,享受一下私人空间。
    这个时候,我不禁感叹:人生有屎需及时啊!
    你说我要是早上或者中午就解决了大便问题多好!
    现在一个人在小隔间里,蹲,蹲不下去。
    花了半个小时蹲下去了,然后,他妈的根本站不起来……
    so,我很明智的call了老涂,
    这家伙吃着东西就来扶我了……也不怕晦气……
    faint……

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    Jusetwrote:
    天哪!你的身体状况怎么成了这样。。。
    愁啊
    Nov. 5

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