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    11/7/2009

    黄世仁的苦楚

    事情依旧从实验室开始说。

    上午在实验室,师妹说设计的实验中需要用氮气瓶。我说,咱没有这东西啊,先借吧,用着好咱就去租一个。
    于是就开始到处找这玩艺。
    赵老师那里已开始说有后来又说没有,冯老师那里有但是好几个人都说没有放钢瓶那屋子的钥匙,最后王老师那里的说可以给我们用。
    正当王老师的学生的慷慨和大度把我感动得跟王八蛋似的的时候,
    另一个师妹跟我说,那个氮气钢瓶其实是我们借给他们的……

    “啥?”

    (此时此刻,我真的很无语)

    后来回想起来,
    他们实验室借我们的两个机械搅拌用,回来之后,有一个就不好使了,然后他们买了一个新的;
    他们实验室总来借我们的移液枪,然后用到进水才还回来;
    他们实验室以前总来借用我们的分光光度计,然后我们的坏了……

    现在,我们租用的钢瓶被借出去之后,
    我他妈还得千恩万谢的借回来才能用的到,我他妈还得考虑他是不是用完了,我他妈还得考虑现在要回来他们心里是不是不高兴……
    我操!

    现在想想看,当年黄世仁收杨白劳的债的时候,心里必然是这么骂了无数遍了。
    有借有还是他妈天经地义的事情,社会主义的新中国都在宪法里说私有财产不容侵犯了,
    你一个该死的佃农,在万恶的旧社会借了老子的钱,不想还债就拿你家臭丫头来抵?
    得了便宜还装得跟孙子似的,好像老子欺负了你似的。
    谁稀罕你家丫头阿,除了浪费粮食,她还能干啥?
    而且,吃完就他妈跑了,在山里玩survival game,然后把毛弄白了带着革命军队来灭老子……
    shit!

    真是越想越生气。

    老好人的日子已经over了。

    有我和小新在,没人能随便在我们实验室占便宜。

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    山 王wrote:
    是同一个师妹吧
    Nov. 11
    燕飞wrote:
    原来黄世仁有这么大委屈啊~
    Nov. 10
    xbluewrote:
    哈哈哈~说的好~
    Nov. 8

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